Answer these 10 questions to find out!

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1.What’s his hometown like?

A. Small, afraid of strangers

B. Came from the sea

2. What would he do if he found a baby?

A. Pretend like he didn’t see it

B. Keep it and raise it as his own

3. What’s his role in has community?

A. Is a leader, but uses fear to get things done

B.Stranger

4.When he goes to the gym, what’s he hitting?

A. Everything
B. Forearms

5. Feelings on spinach?

A. Ok
B. Bad

6. What’s does he say to hype himself up?

A. “I’m mean”

B. “I yam what I yam”

7. What were his past relationships like?

A. Engaged but she broke it off

B. Never had time for anything before me, was always just looking for his dad.

8. What does he do when he’s mad?

A. Physical fight

B. Physical fight

9. Would he save you from danger?

A. No
B. Yes

10. What would you say to your friends if they asked about him?

A.He’s large

B. He needs me

 

Results:

• ⁃  If most of your answers are A, your man is an accordion!

• ⁃  If most of your answers are B, your man is a mandolin!

 

This quiz is a reference to Robert Altman’s Popeye (1980) starring Robin Williams and Shelley Duvall. Specifically the line “he’s not a mandolin, he’s an accordion” in the song He’s Large performed by Shelly Duvall as Olive Oyl.

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